Monster Drags
After much deliberation, the National Hot-Rodding Board announced that it is sanctioning an all-RV drag race to be held somewhere in mid-America in 2008.

According to inside sources, monster motorhomes will go head-to-head in front of a live cable television audience for fastest E.T.

The twist is drivers will also be asked to perform mundane galley duties like flipping frankfurters and tossing salads, for bonus points, while attempting to steer their rigs down the 1320.